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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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