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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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