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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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