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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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