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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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