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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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