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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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