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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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