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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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