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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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