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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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