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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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