Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.