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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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