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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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