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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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