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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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