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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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