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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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