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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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