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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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