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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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