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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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