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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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