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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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