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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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