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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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