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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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