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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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