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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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