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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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