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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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