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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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