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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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