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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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