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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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