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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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