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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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