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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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