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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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