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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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