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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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