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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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