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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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