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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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