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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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