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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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