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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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