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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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