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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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