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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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