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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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