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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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