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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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