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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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