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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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