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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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