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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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