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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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