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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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