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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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