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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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