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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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