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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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