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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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