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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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