Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.