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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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