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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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